Wednesday 4 December 2013

Instructions for getting a complete stranger to smile!

Step 1- go up to the person you want to smile and say “Hello.”

Step 2- if they say “Hello,” back then tell them a joke or funny story if they don’t say hello back pretend to trip or fall over, And make sure they help you up not anyone else.  

Step 3- tell them a joke or funny story if you haven’t already.

Step 4- if they are not smiling yet you need to smile at them with your most craziest smile. 

Step 5- if there not smiling yet ask if they have ever eaten a burnt and seriously overcooked snail before. This will be sure to get a smile and the answer is most likely be “NO WAY.” But if they say “Yes I have there delicious,” be sure to smile at them and slowly walk off in the opposite direction of the person…

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